I think I speak for all of us, players included, when I say thank god it’s over.
Author Archives: Devin Barry
Admit It, Tennis is the Best
After a brief, one-sided debate with the umpire, Djokovic was disqualified from the tournament because THOSE ARE THE RULES.
I Love This Funny Allstate Commercial About Other, Less Funny Allstate Commercials
This is where we are now, insurance companies writing fan-fiction about their own advertising and passing it off as more advertising.
Netflix’s Project Power is Not About a Scam Charity
It’s about a pill that grants the swallower five minutes of super powers, only no one knows what power they’re going to get until they try it. It’s like Airheads White Mystery.
The Parks Board Game Helps Remind Us Not to Take the Outdoors for Granted if We’re Ever Allowed to See it Again
It’s beautiful and inspiring and there’s not a ton going on. Just how a walk in the park should be.
Palm Springs: What the Groundhog Day Format Teaches Us About Ourselves
They get to know things about the process of dying that none of the rest of us will ever know. Maybe not what happens after, but everything about the moments leading up to it and those are true mysteries of the universe.
Does Everyone Else Hear the Name Devin When They Watch This Geico Commercial?
I’ve been trapped inside for too long to be able to confidently dismiss DJ Khaled speaking to me from my television.
Ad Astra: A Movie About Confronting Your Absentee Father… on Neptune.
It’s a story as old as fatherhood itself. One day your dad puts on his coat, says he’s going out to discover extraterrestrial life and never comes back.
Recently Deleted
As the owner of a grievously inadequate 861GB Playstation 4, I’m regularly forced to delete old games to make room for new ones. These are their stories. Someday I may go back to them, but, probably not.
The Last of Us 2: A Great Game About Terrible People
The end of the world isn’t going to improve anyone’s personality, but what are you going to do? Leave? Risk the wastes, hordes of zombies, and almost certain death on the off chance you run into someone who makes you laugh? Face it, for better or worse, you’re stuck with these d-bags.
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