They steadfastly refuse to explain themselves in a concise and honest way and let me tell you, it leads to problems.
Author Archives: Devin Barry
Security | State Farm Commercial Review
I, like many of you, was extremely dismayed when I woke up one day and found myself in an unrecognizable world where the original Jake From State Farm, played by Jake Stone, had been swapped out for this new guy, Kevin Mimms.
This Fresh Brothers Coupon Review
You’re lucky, Fresh Brothers, that your pizza is damn good. Otherwise it would be hard to put up with the bullshit.
The Expanse Review
The thing about The Expanse is the nonsense doesn’t last long. They get the plot on track and you’re back to being floored by the action.
His Name is Dave
It’s about a Jewish dude (Lil Dicky/Dave) who’s convinced he’s one of the top 5, maybe 10, rappers of all time and who’s trying to break into the game, but really it’s about friendship, risk, love, bravery, and being there for each other.
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden Review
If the idea of playing a turn-based strategy game with a crew of mutant animals battling psychotic cult members and police robots still trying to dispense jaywalking tickets 100 years after the bombs fell doesn’t sell it for you, then I guess I’ll go on.
Obduction Review
There are aliens? And you’re helping some of them? Some of them are helping you, but also maybe trying to kill you?
Outer Wilds: Day 2
It’s just one big time suck, that’s what it is! This fucking thing keeps launching me out into the middle of goddamn nowhere! I went twice this cycle! How am I supposed to get anything done? For fuck’s sake. At least when I arrived in the White Hole station the second time, the thing was already turned on.
Outer Wilds: Day 1
At first I was like, “Yeah I’ll just putter on back to my ship! It’s only 13km!” Then I realized I was trying to catch a planet with positional thrusters. I had a good laugh at myself. When I was done laughing I realized I was going to die in deep space.