Commercials

This is where we are now, insurance companies writing fan-fiction about their own advertising and passing it off as more advertising.

I’ve been trapped inside for too long to be able to confidently dismiss DJ Khaled speaking to me from my television.

The most common type of reverse mortgage is a Home Equity Conversion Mortgage. Just call it that! That’s the kind of impenetrable jargon we’ve come to expect from the industry with whom we entrust all of our worldly assets.

I, like many of you, was extremely dismayed when I woke up one day and found myself in an unrecognizable world where the original Jake From State Farm, played by Jake Stone, had been swapped out for this new guy, Kevin Mimms.