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I thought I could sherpa the inebriated safely through their first game even as one of them tried to maneuver a French bulldog onto her lap while holding a glass of wine.

Cat got out of the van, grim determination painted her polygon face. She’d been with us for over 500 miles – by now she knew “go take a look,” meant, “go hit that thing with a pipe.”

I finally downloaded it a few weeks ago as a way to keep in touch with some distant friends, and was alarmed to learn that it weighs in at a positively insulting 144.2 GB. That’s just the multiplayer. It doesn’t include the the single player campaign, or the Special Ops pack, whatever that is.

It’s beautiful and inspiring and there’s not a ton going on. Just how a walk in the park should be.

As the owner of a grievously inadequate 861GB Playstation 4, I’m regularly forced to delete old games to make room for new ones. These are their stories. Someday I may go back to them, but, probably not.

The end of the world isn’t going to improve anyone’s personality, but what are you going to do? Leave? Risk the wastes, hordes of zombies, and almost certain death on the off chance you run into someone who makes you laugh? Face it, for better or worse, you’re stuck with these d-bags.

Every time the marauder appears he ruins the perfect demonic ballet that is modern Doom combat. Oh and he has a dog made out of fire. The dog is also an asshole.

Almost all of them are killed, but not the Doom Guy. You kind of lose him at this point. My guess is he got fed up with the Argent D’Nur, grabbed one of their mobile fortresses and hightailed it back to Earth. How he got out of hell is anyone’s guess, but he’s been there a few times, he probably knows his way around. The Argent D’Nur, now without the Night Sentinels to defend them, are quickly overrun by the forces of hell. The Maykrs are fine with it, more grapes for their immortality wine.

Bit repetitive, but excellent stressful fun for a low price!

The most frightening thing lurking beneath the waves may be the lack of an auto-save.