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These ghosts – and writers – try a bit of everything: turning on faucets, inducing children to burn things, irritating neighborhood pets, cave painting the bathroom – which given certain circumstances and design schemes could actually be helpful – appearing as animals, appearing as shadowy humanoids, but what they excel at is leaving sooty handprints all over the place. They love doing this, and hey, I’m sure it’s fun, but it’s not at all scary.

It’s like being told you’re going to Disneyland and winding up at Chuck E. Cheese.

This movie is average, yes, but it also made me reexamine my entire life.

They steadfastly refuse to explain themselves in a concise and honest way and let me tell you, it leads to problems.