I thought I could sherpa the inebriated safely through their first game even as one of them tried to maneuver a French bulldog onto her lap while holding a glass of wine.
Category Archives: Reviews
Are We Dead Yet? Overland’s Dangerous Drive
Cat got out of the van, grim determination painted her polygon face. She’d been with us for over 500 miles – by now she knew “go take a look,” meant, “go hit that thing with a pipe.”
Prospect Review | Prospect is the Best Episode of The Mandalorian
Every second Pedro Pascal is on screen in Prospect, The Mandalorian gets worse. He is magnetic. Humble. Wily. To short his electricity behind an expressionless metal mask is an affront.
My Octopus Teacher Review | My Octopus Teacher is Gripping
My Octopus Teacher is zoomed all the way in. It’s the study of one tiny patch of kelp forest. It’s like an interview with one of the Blue Planet camera people. What was it like spending all that time with these animals? What did it feel like the first time a dolphin swam up and booped your nose? Mind-blowing? I bet.
Who Do You Think You Are, Call of Duty?
I finally downloaded it a few weeks ago as a way to keep in touch with some distant friends, and was alarmed to learn that it weighs in at a positively insulting 144.2 GB. That’s just the multiplayer. It doesn’t include the the single player campaign, or the Special Ops pack, whatever that is.
I Love This Funny Allstate Commercial About Other, Less Funny Allstate Commercials
This is where we are now, insurance companies writing fan-fiction about their own advertising and passing it off as more advertising.
Netflix’s Project Power is Not About a Scam Charity
It’s about a pill that grants the swallower five minutes of super powers, only no one knows what power they’re going to get until they try it. It’s like Airheads White Mystery.
The Parks Board Game Helps Remind Us Not to Take the Outdoors for Granted if We’re Ever Allowed to See it Again
It’s beautiful and inspiring and there’s not a ton going on. Just how a walk in the park should be.
Palm Springs: What the Groundhog Day Format Teaches Us About Ourselves
They get to know things about the process of dying that none of the rest of us will ever know. Maybe not what happens after, but everything about the moments leading up to it and those are true mysteries of the universe.
Does Everyone Else Hear the Name Devin When They Watch This Geico Commercial?
I’ve been trapped inside for too long to be able to confidently dismiss DJ Khaled speaking to me from my television.
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